Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully?"
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
That was Zen. This is Tao.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Tonight's forecast: Dark, followed by light.
Constant change is here to stay.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If you believe in telekinesis, raise your hand.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.